Age: 17.
Employer: Shredz Snow and Skate.
Job Title: Shredz Assistant.
How long have you lived in Drumheller? 10 years.
What do you like most about the valley? Tourists, I love yelling at them.
What would you change? I’d get rid of the no-left turn beside the funeral home by DCHS.
Favourite food? Brocolli.
What’s in your CD player? Opiate by Tool.
Favourite colour? Brown.
Favourite sport? Longboarding.
Where do you want to travel most? I’ve been to British Columbia, so Australia.
If you were Prime Minister, what would be your first act in office? Abolish capitalism.
If you had a time machine, where and when would you go? Italy during the Renaissance to slum it with DaVinci.
Pet peeves? Fast drivers and slow walkers.
If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who’d it be? Writer Tom Robbins, he’s super gnarly. I’d serve him steak and beets.
Team Edward or Jacob? No comment.
What would you do with $1,000,000? Invest it and quadruple my money... I only know how to multiply up to four.
What three things would you bring to a deserted island? Knife, flint, and my iPod.
Coke or Pepsi? Coke.
What animal would you want the ability to transform into? Probably a giant hawk.
Words of wisdom? Turn up the good, turn down the suck.
