Age: 18Employer: Dinosaur R.V. Park
Title: Trailer Park Supervisor
What are your hobbies and interests? Music, I’m in a band. I also like to play football sometimes.
What kind of music do you play? Rock and roll man.
What are your plans in life? That is the question.
Are you going to school? I’m enrolled at Mount Royal College.
What are you taking? Environmental sciences.
What’s your favourite food? Lobster for sure. With potatoes and steak.
What’s your favourite band? Tool.
If you could go anywhere in the world, where? Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
If you could be any animal, what would you be? Definitely a bald eagle, because they aren’t prey to anything and are great hunters.
If you invented a time machine, where would you go? Somewhere in California in the ‘70s. I would like the lifestyle there.
What’s your favourite NHL team? Calgary Flames.
What’s your favourite movie? 300.
What would be your favourite quote? Crucify the ego before it’s far too late, and leave behind this place so blind and cynical.
What would be your last words? I am slain.
